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Martes, 11 de octubre de 2005
Receta: Pollo al Whisky
Estos días ando bastante atareado por aquí, ultimando las cosas para el viaje de vuelta a la madre patria. Así que como me da nosequé el no colgar nada, haré como las televisiones locales, que cuando no pueden poner nada, ponen algún contenido "enlatado".
Así que aquí tenéis esta chorrada, por lo menos vamos a reirnos un rato, no?
La Receta del Pollo al Whisky
INGREDIENTES:
Un pollo de cuatro kilos
Una botella de whisky,
Unas tiras de panceta, pan y queso rallado,
Aceite de oliva - perejil - ajo a gusto.
Sal y pimienta.
Paso 1: Rellenar el pollo con la panceta y el resto de ingredientes,
atarlo,salpimentar y echarle un chorrito de aceite de oliva.
Paso 2: Precalentar el horno a 180º durante 10 minutos.
Paso 3: Servirse un vaso de whisky para hacer tiempo.
Paso 4: Meter el pollo al horno.
Paso 5: Servirse otro vaso de whisky y mirar el horno con ojos
ligeramente extraviados.
Paso 6: Boner el terbostato a 150 gramos, berdón grabdos y esberar
veinte binutos.
Paso 7: Servirse odro vdaso, odros pasos.
Vaso 8: Al cabo drun drato, hornir el abro bara condrolar y echar un
chodrito de pollo al güisqui y odro de güiski a uno bismo
Baso 9: Darle la vuelda al babo y quebarse la bano al cerrar
elorno, !!! bierda que queba...!!"
Passso 10: Ir la beladera a buscar bielo para da kemabura , bonerle
unos bubutos al guisqui, y odros al bavo.
Passso 11: Indentarr sentarrse en uda silla y sebirrrse unosss
chupitosss bientras basan los binutos
Parso 12: Retirar el bobo del horrrno y recogerrrlo del suelo con un
drapo, embujandolo a un blato, bandeja o ssssimilarrr. hic.
Faso 13: Romberssse lacrisssma al refalar en la grasssa. berp.. perdón
Paaasso 14: Indendar levandarse sin soltarrr la bodella y drasvariosss
indendosss, decidirr guedarse en el sssssuelo.
Bassssso 15: Appburar la potella y adrastrarse hasda la gama.
Paso 16: Desperatarse a la mañana, tomarse 2 cafes, levantar el
pollo, la botella limpiar todo ah!! y apagar el horno.
Por: Der Kaiser Franz | Miscelánea | Comentarios (99) | Referencias (0)
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El autor de este blog (yo) se hace llamar Der Kaiser Franz, por razones que de momento no vienen al caso. Nací en Sevilla (España) hace unos 27 años, y como buen sevillano, soy además sevillista. No me gustan las corridas de toros, ni el flamenco ni la paella.
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